.suitable for all hair-types (and labradors)
[roman/maximilian. r. 600 words.]
notes; for shellydkitty , lololol.
warnings; none.
summary; she hadn't exactly planned on spending her free time getting overly-acquainted with the plumbing.

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AWZ icon spam :D
BECAUSE YES YES I AM MAKING THESE SIMPLY TO PUT OFF FINISHING THE 3545436543 WIPS I HAVE GOING.
LA LA LA LAAAA


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Multi!fandom - Caerdydd (S4C), Bandit (S4C), Alles Was Zaehlt (RTL) and Queen Elizabeth II (<3)
AND THESE ARE ALL REALLY SHIT. I WOULD APOLOGISE BUT WHATEV.
and the bandit ones are mostly just Huw Evans bcuz I have a ridiculous love for his silly elastic face


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.roman's spectacular checklist for finding his one true love (prologue)
[roman. karlheinz. pg. 4364 words.]
notes; au from the pool-is-cool incident. major ♥ to team_fellowship  for beta'ing.
warnings; none.
summary; it is a bad state of affairs when even Karlheinz doesn't believe it. Karlheinz believes everything. He reckons that wind chimes are all it takes to make ( Read more... )

I know, I know, this isn't episode 597 like it is supposed to be but I am so utterly fed-up of chronological order that I am skipping ahead to this episode because it was ~fabulous~ :D I will go back and do the ones I have missed at some point, I promise. PROMISE. This recap isn't funny or anything BTW because:
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.a fiver
[annette. roman. arse. g. 100 words.]
notes; none.
warnings; none.
summary; they are the most luscious buttocks you're ever likely to see.

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This was meant to be a recap of 596-606 but I got to the end of 596 and it was already fucking GARGANTUAN. So yeah, no ten-episodes-in-one recap for you.
Warning1: a regretable yet unavoidable inclusion of She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. She's at the bottom, so you can avoid her if you so wish.
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I'm skipping 594 mainly because of the sheer amount of fail in that episode. Nothing of interest really happened with the exception of Keule and Ingo being in cohorts with one another to make tiny!Ingo, and Annette being an utter fool at the beginning.


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I had a bad feeling about this episode right from the get go. The "what happened last time" clip came up and it was full of Vanessa/Oliver/Juli rubbish which isn't what I want to see, thanks writers. Anyway, cue credits-

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OKAY, you know how yesterday I said that I thought AWZ was starting to be good again? I WAS RIGHT. TOTALLY. THIS EPISODE COULD HAVE BEEN FROM 2007 AND NO ONE WOULD NOTICE.
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